Sunday, July 12, 2009

introduction to outselling a salesman

it's kind of funny, the relationship i have with my sister. it's almost bi-polar. one second i love her, the next i wish she'd die right then and there. whenever i try to convince my parents to let me do something/go somewhere, she comes up with some stupid reason to stop me from doing it. take tonight for an example. friday is megan's birthday and she asked if molly and i would go to a local show at the recher.

katie: sooo colleen whats that thing you wanted to do on friday again?
mom: oh what are you talking about?
me: well... blah blah asking about the show
mom: oh i see. so you would go this and wear your heavy black makeup and wear your black clothes and everything
katie: -laughing her ass off-
me: katie, you're not helping my case here.
katie: -dying pretty much-
mom: well, it sounds ok to me, i guess..
katie: how about if you don't wear your makeup than you can go?
me: who are you, my mother?
mom/dad: that sounds great!
dad: -launches into speech about 'parent approving appearance'

she can suck my imaginary 12 inch.

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